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Wesley has taken it upon himself to get the Hyperion lobby and office area ship shape again. It truly looks like it's been blitzkrieged to hell and back and offends the former Watcher's order-loving sensibilities. Currently he is on bended knee, attempting to pick up any debris still lying on the floor and sorting it. He has a big cardboard box labeled 'RUBBISH', and another saying 'SALVAGEABLE'.
Wesley has his shirt sleeves rolled up, is sporting rubber gloves (he's very hygienically minded) and the handle of a pink feather duster is stuffed into the back pocket of his trousers. Miraculously it stays where it is, giving Wesley the comical appearance of having a jaunty feathery tail.
As he works, he absently starts to hum, and his movements begin to have a distinct rhythm to it. Pretty soon it starts to look like choreography. He doesn't notice that his tablet has just flickered on and is recording his actions, holo-style.
And without further ado, an orchestra strikes up and Wesley Wyndam-Pryce presents Gilbert and Sullivan to the Taxon public:
"I am the very model of a post-pylean general,
I've information cerebral, demonical and magical.
I've military tactics and can quote the fights historical:
From Wyragleth to Waterloo, in order allegorical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters of the mystical.
I understand translations both the simple and trionical.
As watcher, demon hunter, I am teaming with much sage advice:
Preventing an apocalypse or routing ritual sacrifice."
( Cut for brevity and Wesley's lack thereof )
Wesley has his shirt sleeves rolled up, is sporting rubber gloves (he's very hygienically minded) and the handle of a pink feather duster is stuffed into the back pocket of his trousers. Miraculously it stays where it is, giving Wesley the comical appearance of having a jaunty feathery tail.
As he works, he absently starts to hum, and his movements begin to have a distinct rhythm to it. Pretty soon it starts to look like choreography. He doesn't notice that his tablet has just flickered on and is recording his actions, holo-style.
And without further ado, an orchestra strikes up and Wesley Wyndam-Pryce presents Gilbert and Sullivan to the Taxon public:
"I am the very model of a post-pylean general,
I've information cerebral, demonical and magical.
I've military tactics and can quote the fights historical:
From Wyragleth to Waterloo, in order allegorical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters of the mystical.
I understand translations both the simple and trionical.
As watcher, demon hunter, I am teaming with much sage advice:
Preventing an apocalypse or routing ritual sacrifice."
( Cut for brevity and Wesley's lack thereof )