three [ visual ✝ location: planetarium ]
Feb. 27th, 2011 03:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So -- how better to drown the trauma of a zombie infestation than by seeking gainful employment in the heady world of gift shop retail? Buffy Summers had been intending to hit the job search hard before the undead began to make nuisances of themselves (as they so often tend to do) and prompted her to go out and hit other things harder instead; however, now that life is slowly slotting itself back into place, the Slayer could not put the chore off any longer.
And that is how she sees it. A chore -- a necessary chore, but a chore all the same. Not only did it bring in some extra moolah but wage-slave shift work gave her something to do in the days beyond repainting her nails a new colour for the fifth time during a random chick-flick she didn't even really care about watching. It was just there. After a few weeks of this, it became clear that stagnation was not flattering on Buffy.
But as she stands and rearranges a display of dinky, kiddie telescopes at the planetarium's gift shop, she begins to realize that she has only traded one kind of stagnation for another. At first she tries to spice the job up by balancing the telescopes as precariously as possible. This only ends in destruction and messy mayhem.
Eventually, she seeks solace in her tablet. Buffy clicks the thing on and addresses it (complete with telescope pyramid disaster in the background) with a hushed, conspiratorial tone: "Mayday, mayday. Extreme case of boredom coming in from the...where's here again? Oh. Never mind. Just, someone -- anyone who isn't more boring than putting price stickers on Don't Exclude Pluto mugs -- come save me? Don't make me key-tone SOS at you into oblivion."
And that is how she sees it. A chore -- a necessary chore, but a chore all the same. Not only did it bring in some extra moolah but wage-slave shift work gave her something to do in the days beyond repainting her nails a new colour for the fifth time during a random chick-flick she didn't even really care about watching. It was just there. After a few weeks of this, it became clear that stagnation was not flattering on Buffy.
But as she stands and rearranges a display of dinky, kiddie telescopes at the planetarium's gift shop, she begins to realize that she has only traded one kind of stagnation for another. At first she tries to spice the job up by balancing the telescopes as precariously as possible. This only ends in destruction and messy mayhem.
Eventually, she seeks solace in her tablet. Buffy clicks the thing on and addresses it (complete with telescope pyramid disaster in the background) with a hushed, conspiratorial tone: "Mayday, mayday. Extreme case of boredom coming in from the...where's here again? Oh. Never mind. Just, someone -- anyone who isn't more boring than putting price stickers on Don't Exclude Pluto mugs -- come save me? Don't make me key-tone SOS at you into oblivion."