033: [visual] contrary to the common belief, he's not dead

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, a visual that's not accidental for once. Dean doesn't do very many of these, but honestly, he's bored out of his freaking mind, he's tired of lurking around Buffy's castle feeling sorry for himself (or at least, he's ready to pretend like he is), and he needs some fresh air. So, Dean's rolling out of bed, turning on his tablet as he does.

"Yeah, alright, look," Dean starts, reaching up and mussing up his hair. "All you oldies out there, the ones that haven't been coming in like herds of sheep. Gimme a call. I wanna know who's still here."

There's a pause as Dean yawns widely, and rather rudely, into the tablet. Then he continues.

"For the rest of you, lemme give you some advice. Don't piss off the vampires. And if you're a vampire, just try me. I got a crossbow for Christmas and I haven't got the chance to use it yet."

Good job, Dean, way to greet the locals with your charm and grace.

Comments

[voice]

[notcursed.livejournal.com]

[Ahhhh, the sound of a non-obviously-depressed Dean.]

Nice tonsils.

[visual]

[faderbroderson]

"What is your obsession with picking fights with vampires?" Really Dean, what have the vamps here ever done to you? Other than break your ribs. That was totally warranted and he will not apologize for it.

[visual]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Shane is confused.

"So nobody can piss us off but... you?" Riiight. "That's probably asking for trouble."

[visual]

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

"...are you annoying vampires, what the fuck?" Judith is smiling as she says this, and delivers it with more admiration than anything else.

[ visual ]

[dieneidio]

Enfys discards all of that except the part that interests her. (Well, all right, she also notes 'oh, hunter'.)

"What's your range with the crossbow, champ?"

[ visual ]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Angel's just going to stare. Hello kid he doesn't know making threats at his kind. Not that he blames you, but vampires like himself, Levi, and Shane (okay, and Spike, too) are pretty harmless, generally speaking.

[ visual ]

[freezecharm.livejournal.com]

"...Vampires."

See, this girl here is new and not yet oriented with Taxon's fangy specialty. No better time than to tell her the truth now, Mr. Crossbow-Happy.

[voice]

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

You got a crossbow for Christmas? [Xander is impressed.]

[visual]

[aintnoconvict]

"Still here since when? And are you planning to come to my party?"

Glitch is terrible at faking friendliness (he's also a miserable liar) but he's giving it his best shot. Also wherever he is he's surrounded by a metric shitload of brass knicknacks.

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

"Hello! I'm both rather good at being old and anything to do with herds of sheep."

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

"Why thank you for douchesplaining that to me. Because I wouldn't have known that pissing off a vampire was a bad idea without your patronizing ass getting all over my goddamn tablet and enlightening me or anything. Fuck you, if I want advice I'll ask for it. Jackass."

Penelope has a way with words, this is true.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Idea of the year, pretty.

[voice]

[iwantafamily.livejournal.com]

Someone gave you a crossbow for Christmas?