"Nowhere to go but up!" Glitch agreed with a grin. That might be a bit of overkill on the optimism but it still beat the alternative.

He tilted his head at the question, then shrugged. "By us? Kidnapees? It hasn't been reported, b-but since the...glitches usually aren't good things I'm not sure anyone would want one."

Aside fro him, at least. He'd downright begged the aliens to re-glitch him when they'd called to ask their questions, but all he got was a garbled apology.