[visual ] (accidental) / [ location: royal chambers of camelot ]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Arthur is standing on top of a castle turret, against the backdrop of a pure blue sky. He's in full armor, elegantly waving a sword about. It's all very dramatic. It becomes even moreso when the delicate strains of a ballad begin to play, and he starts singing. Sometimes there are theatrical chest-clutching gestures.

♫ When I was a prince in Camelot
I often would get out a lot
The people would line the streets to kiss my haaaaaand
But now I'm in Taxon where language is coarse and--
--seriously would it kill you to put on a corset
I miss the green fields
And the banners and shields of my laaaaand

Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me

At home I'd have servants
To clean up the vermin...s
But here I must do all the choooores
Morgana gets moody
And talks to me rudely
I rarely get any peace at aaaalllll

Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me

How I long for the days of hunting and fun
No-one actually realizes this armor weighs a ton
Oh, it's not easy being a priiiiiiiiince. ♫

Comments

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Don't know it? That's all right.

How about "She's So Heavy". That's a favorite of mine.

[machine]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Arthur Pendragon is not available to take your call at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Hello! I actually think you should do "Revolution", brilliant song, that.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is the Doctor, by the way.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I actually wasn't aware that you could leave voicemail on these things! Brilliant, in case you're not there!

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm implying you're actually there and not replying to me.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Are you?

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Nah, that would be downright rude.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

That was also the Doctor, by the way.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Not that I think people wouldn't be rude to me, I just think that it would be rude if you're not answering.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

"Me" being the Doctor, again.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

If I didn't mention I'm the Doctor, would you start answering?

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Pick up!

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

[Oh that's torn it.]

Would you kindly SOD OFF?

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Hooray! There you are! Brilliant! So! I have another song suggestion!

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

I am not singing anything else!

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

But you have such a lovely voice!

Would you prefer I picked a showtune?

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

I would prefer you to leave me alone - I didn't mean to sing, and I certainly didn't mean for anyone to hear or to be pestered about it afterwards!

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You call it pestering! How could you think of it as pestering!

You have a fan.

[voice]

[trainedprat.livejournal.com]

Has anyone ever told you that you're incredibly annoying?

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Frequently.

What about "R-E-S-P-E-C-T?" Brilliant song, that.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

No, really, pick up!

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You can't be that busy not to notice I'm messaging!

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Pick up!

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Oh, fine, I'll leave another message.