oo6 | [accidental voice] | can't tell you anything

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

[ Not surprisingly at all, by now, some singing makes its way out over the tablets... it's not the best singing ever, but hey, he's decent. Shane sounds harried and a little nervous as he sings this, because dammit, he doesn't want to, but it's... therapeutic? Good thing he's alone... cough.]

What if I told you you were appetizing
... I mean, amazing.
What if I told you that I hunger for your...
... err, conversation.
What if I told you if I didn't know you,
I would attack you... with hugs,
but because it would be a mistake, I can't tell you anything.

What if I told you you seem so delicious
... ly fantastical?
What if I told you that I was longing to chew...
... se you as my friend?
What if I told you I wanted to taste your...
... famous lasagna for lunch,
but because it would be a mistake
I really can't tell you anything.

This song has nothing to do with me or how I feel,
or how much I want to chase you down an alley

Because friends do that sometimes, I mean... I...

Oh, god.

What if I told you I'm really sorry?
Because I... really am
What if I told you I'm just stupid and young?
Because I really am
What if I told you I'm working harder
and I think it's starting to help

I don't wanna make a mistake
I'm sorry I look at you like you're steak
But I'm more afraid to get staked so I won't tell you
I can't tell you --

Is this thing -- oh, my g --

I just... told... you... everything.

... Ugh.

(( AND HERE IS THE SONG, I wrote and recorded it myself after getting smacked in the face with it without warning. ENJOY.))

MiSTAKE by paintedbench

Comments

[Voice]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Hey - see? Another good reason to like being a vampire. [ lol, question? what question? ]

[Voice]

[notabuymoron.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so you get to watch everyone you care about (who's not a vampire) wither, age and die. Gee, I want to get me some of that action.

[Voice]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's... generally not really a problem for me. You're cheerful. And you said I need a shrink?

[Voice]

[notabuymoron.livejournal.com]

[Casey delivers one of his trademark annoyed terse grunts.]

Just count me out as a blood donor.

[Voice]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

It's cool, you don't gotta worry.

[Voice]

[notabuymoron.livejournal.com]

Good. Just so we're clear. And you can pass that on to your vamp buddies too.

[Voice]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.