x15 [visual] all because I'm evil

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[Locked to Drusilla]

The Master smiles. ...sort of. “Drusilla, dear, I have a gift for you. It'll be here -" He send the location between the tablets. "- shortly, I do hope. I will be on my way there soon, as well. I think you'll like it."


[Public]

The visual opens on the Master's mad grin, and he murmurs at the device, as though trying to lull the population to sleep - though the words of choice... well:

"♫ When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same -♫"

And then he's pulling away into a waltz with his Extra dancing partner, moving through amongst a square in Central, spinning elegantly along the edge of a fountain. The Master is more than pleased for this song and dance number.


"♫ I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need -♫"

He finally pushes the Extra away from him, sliding away slowly from the visual.

"♫ It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil... ♫"

He appears to be truly bothered by this, but only for a moment, and then he barks out a laugh.

"♫ I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need! ♫"

He continues in a long stream of laughter, holding his stomach and overplaying the end.