Mission accomplished. He pretends that the club he's washing is of great interest for a while.
"Gwen's a lot less of a mouthful, at any rate. I like it. Less intimidating."

Well, that's only because he knows how the legend goes. What she becomes. A sovereign queen. This place is definitely screwed up. Still, if he can't find a way back to Walker and Bartowski, things aren't so bad here.