He nods, thinking the situation over. If this is the afterlife, chances are it's all one big cosmic joke. You lead a good life, you're told you'll reap the benefits when you find your final rest.

This doesn't look like any kind of benefits. In fact, it looking less and less like it, and he wasn't all that impressed to begin with. "It doesn't add up when most people here are good ones. With one or two exceptions to the rule, of course."

He shakes his head, eyes roaming the varied clockwork contraptions. "Not like I have a blizzard's chance in a desert to check anyone's records, so what do I know, right?"