"Except it is." She sounds fairly certain of this. "Maybe not my my fault. But another mine. And I'm not sure how to process that yet."

It had been months and she still wasn't sure. How many more landmines was she going to walk into. "I thought I had it figured out...and then I find out about you and -- God, are there any more surprises? Did I go vegan? Please tell me I didn't go vegan."

A poor place for a joke.