"Pot or kettle." Because Damon maintains that Stefan willingly entangling himself with Katherine is monumentally worse than anything he's ever thought up. "What happened to keeping us a secret? Telling every single teenage girl you meet is far from that."

For a long second, Damon's quiet. Then his eyebrow inches up, and he shakes his head. "For a recent vampire victim, you're very demanding." But he likes demanding women, and so: "Your condition is?"