Once upon a time, Damon was more like Simon than anyone could have guessed. It's a habit he worked hard to bury under anger and bitterness, but the problem with letting Stefan back in is everything Damon used to be is pushing back in with him.

"I prefer toga."

He stares at the shorts for a moment before shrugging and slipping them on, then looking down at himself for a few long moments. "If modesty was the goal, I think naked was better."

A well-muscled man in a tiny's spandex shorts: Marvel's pornographic wet dream.