"I've sung that song a million times," she says, and it's true. But there's only so many times you can utter the words 'It's not fair', and she had so many times she lost count, before they start to settle in as one of those great things they call reality.

He has no idea how unfair it really is. No one really does. That is just the way it is. But Party at least tries to understand, and that puts him one step above...most people she's ever met.

"But then I decided to make something out of it. Did a whole bunch of research, learned to pick a lock, and now I'm worth a lot more than a decade of presidents. So as far as fair goes?" She shrugs again and leans back against the tree. "I got it to swing my way, throw me a few bones."