A shock of bright red, dyed hair popped up on the screen as Party Poison's hazel eyes gazed quietly at the tablet, watching her and her dog. No one deserved this. Even someone with a snazzy military uniform.
"Hey. The tablet thing, pick it up. The door will shhhhhhkt," he did his best to mimick the sound. "And I'll meet you out there to explain everything. Long story short, diesel darling, is you've been kidnapped and thrown into hell hole of a city that looks like some Stepford word of God. Shoutin' won't get you heard in the wastes."
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A shock of bright red, dyed hair popped up on the screen as Party Poison's hazel eyes gazed quietly at the tablet, watching her and her dog. No one deserved this. Even someone with a snazzy military uniform.
"Hey. The tablet thing, pick it up. The door will shhhhhhkt," he did his best to mimick the sound. "And I'll meet you out there to explain everything. Long story short, diesel darling, is you've been kidnapped and thrown into hell hole of a city that looks like some Stepford word of God. Shoutin' won't get you heard in the wastes."
A pause.
"Oh yeah. And hamster aliens."