"Yeah, I know, sweetheart, it was a joke, unless you lost the humor gland too."

Paul takes the coconut with a grunt, then scans the tree line on the beach. It's tropical, right? Maybe there's fruit trees? Citrus would be lovely but that might be too much to hope for. Salt, well, technically the salt water can be evaporated for that. Other seasonings...

"I'm gonna need to go shopping."