Basket after basket is scored. Jason watches the scoreboard with increasing nervousness. It's getting towards, you know, really significant numbers. Important numbers. Bad numbers. And the clock is going down and down.

The student body is holding their breath as one of Taxon's star players gets ready to take his free throw that'll tie the game. Jason standing up isn't weird-- everyone else is on their feet, after all, including Metody.

Of course, nobody else is throwing an orange at the guy taking his free throw.

"Haaaaaaaaah!"

It's almost a pity the baseball coach isn't here to see his perfect aim.