She went the kleptomania route instead. Less flashy, just as illegal. "I try to make sure I meet your daily dose of 'let's call Giles old'. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

But details make the world go 'round! Or at least, they make it easier to mock Giles until he polishes a hole in his glasses. "Okay, point. But there was so guyliner, wasn't there? And you did that Ramones lip curl thing."

It's... actually easy to imagine, come to think of it.

Blackmail is such an ugly word. Dawn likes to call it 'scrapbooking with intent to tease'.