"That sounds terribly uncomfortable to extract. It'd be all...cheese gratery."

"Oh! Well, you kind of actually do. Here, see, this?" She taps at the screen, able to read just fine upside down. "This, the Bank Buddy. That's your money. It's all electronic, so you can't lose it. And don't worry, I've got a little bit of money to help get you stuff. I hunt and trap, and I don't live in an apartment, so I don't really have all that many expenses."