"Au contraire! Why, stagnation's all but won the war," Etrigan laughs as he twists up onto the table like a monkey.

"So my brand of fun is quite called for.
"I'll get your heart racing--
"Exertion is bracing--
"You've needed someone like me to come through the door!"

The smirking demon holds up.... Glitch's tablet, in a clawed hand, waggling it at him tauntingly before he kicks the worktable's stool Glitch's direction, causing it to erupt in flame as he does so.