"Well so far I've categorised them into two distinct types-- the death and mayhem kind, as for example when someone gets randomly turned into a vampire. Or the horribly embarrassing kind, for example where the entire female population fall in love with you. Both true stories."

Oh, if only he were joking. Xander looks suitably impressed by the hi-tech thing. "Really? Would that be professional experience or are you just a recreational gadget fan? Oh-- and I'm Xander by the way. Xander Harris."