"Ah, sorry to be Mr. Buzzkill, but the 'little cell-phones that could' actually don't come apart. We've tried everything barring molten lava." Alas, Xander felt he was under an obligation to break that news before Topher proceeded to waste half of his life in the futile attempt.

"Nice to meet you Topher-- that'd be Christopher, right? And yes, I'm Alexander, although I tend to only go by the full name when I'm never."

[[ooc: ooh, trufax! Well spotted.]]