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The visual from Sherlock's tablet flicks on while he's talking to it, which gives the fleeting and erroneous impression that he's broadcasting by design. This is not true. By all appearances, Sherlock -- or Bagoas, as he looks and sounds right now -- is recording an impromptu nature documentary. That is to say, he's taking shaky and wildly variant video footage of a stegosaur from a tree while talking to himself for his own notes. Note-taking by vlog is more efficient than typing when he's trying to use his tablet as a video camera, after all. And it's working, for the most part. He just hasn't noticed that the video is not just going to his own records.
"Those plates are unfriendly," he says to himself in Bagoas's voice as the stegosaurus lets out a suspicious bellow at his presence. "It really is like they're lodged straight into its flesh. How odd. I wonder if that's the true animal or a construction from Hollywood. For all we know we've been putting the skeleton together wrong all this time -- wait, are those spots? Why has it got spots? What would it need spots for? Is it hoping to camouflage itself from something at its size? -- no, wrong, wrong, that's the old fallacy that evolution has to follow pragmatism. Some ancestor could've needed spots at some earlier point in its evolutionary history. That's obvious. Ugh. I feel menopausal."
He lets out a noise of frustration and sets down the tablet again in the nook of branch and tree trunk next to him, which incidentally affords all of Taxon a view of what he's doing. Specifically, he's sitting in a tree. He's sitting rather wisely far up in one of Taxon's new trees, though still under the canopy as to avoid the pterosaurs, and he has his legs crossed in what look like a new pair of blue denim jeans and a jacket he's decided Bagoas apparently needed. More conspicuously, he's got short hair. Bagoas most certainly didn't have short hair. Sherlock-Bagoas does now. Sherlock's new hair's been shorn unceremoniously close to his head, with much less care than his own actual haircut: it's fairly obvious that he went at it, albeit carefully, with a pair of scissors.
"This is ridiculous," he complains to himself, bonking his head back against the trunk. "My first and only chance to take samples of long-extinct megafauna for veracity and I'm a teenager with a hormonal dysfunction. It's impossible to climb in this body. I've got to see what their DNA looks like."
Sherlock frowns at the screen, evidently noticing something. "Is this thing even on?"
"Those plates are unfriendly," he says to himself in Bagoas's voice as the stegosaurus lets out a suspicious bellow at his presence. "It really is like they're lodged straight into its flesh. How odd. I wonder if that's the true animal or a construction from Hollywood. For all we know we've been putting the skeleton together wrong all this time -- wait, are those spots? Why has it got spots? What would it need spots for? Is it hoping to camouflage itself from something at its size? -- no, wrong, wrong, that's the old fallacy that evolution has to follow pragmatism. Some ancestor could've needed spots at some earlier point in its evolutionary history. That's obvious. Ugh. I feel menopausal."
He lets out a noise of frustration and sets down the tablet again in the nook of branch and tree trunk next to him, which incidentally affords all of Taxon a view of what he's doing. Specifically, he's sitting in a tree. He's sitting rather wisely far up in one of Taxon's new trees, though still under the canopy as to avoid the pterosaurs, and he has his legs crossed in what look like a new pair of blue denim jeans and a jacket he's decided Bagoas apparently needed. More conspicuously, he's got short hair. Bagoas most certainly didn't have short hair. Sherlock-Bagoas does now. Sherlock's new hair's been shorn unceremoniously close to his head, with much less care than his own actual haircut: it's fairly obvious that he went at it, albeit carefully, with a pair of scissors.
"This is ridiculous," he complains to himself, bonking his head back against the trunk. "My first and only chance to take samples of long-extinct megafauna for veracity and I'm a teenager with a hormonal dysfunction. It's impossible to climb in this body. I've got to see what their DNA looks like."
Sherlock frowns at the screen, evidently noticing something. "Is this thing even on?"