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taxonomites2009-08-19 04:47 pm
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018: [Location: Streets of Taxon/Visual] The truth will piss you off?
So today, unaware of the terrible, terrible things in store, Dean is strolling down the street. This is one of the rare days that he doesn't feel like driving, which is both a bad thing and a good thing. Good, because he's getting exercise, which in turn lets off all the extra energy he has that was originally devoted to hunting. Bad, because he doesn't have any weapons with him. You know, just in case.
So he's walking, and he's got his tablet out, flicking through the options and settings for the thousandth time, trying to see if there's anything he's missed. Of course, he accidentally sets off the visual setting, and then, once realizing it, sighs.
"Hate technology," Dean mumbles, clicking it off.
So he's walking, and he's got his tablet out, flicking through the options and settings for the thousandth time, trying to see if there's anything he's missed. Of course, he accidentally sets off the visual setting, and then, once realizing it, sighs.
"Hate technology," Dean mumbles, clicking it off.
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"Scaredy? That's the best you can do? I mean, at least Bendy is catchy, and hopefully true, y'know," Dean replies, and then pauses, because... he might have just admitted to not minding sleeping with Buffy? Hoo boy. QUICKLY, change the subject.
"And hey, these freakin' things have minds of their own, not my fault."
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"I don't know, I think 'Scaredy Dean' has a ring to it." She retorts, rather smugly, before repeating, indignantly. "'Hopefully true'?" Yeah, that one couldn't just slide, sorry.
"...much as I don't want to admit it," Then why IS she? Seriously, what the hell? "I think you might be right. They seem to turn themselves on at particularly inconvenient moments."
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... Facepalm. Awkwaaaard.
"See? I'm not crazy." Kind of.
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Okay, and now she's spluttering a litle bit. "I didn't! Or I didn't think you thought I was, anyway. You're all with the aloof and standoffish with me. Not that I don't think you're hot too, because I do, but I figured so does the entire female population, and I don't share well and oh god am I still talking?"
Pause. "Nope. Not at all."
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And Dean's kind of flailing, because this is not something he'd ever planned on saying. "I figured you thought I was, but I wasn't gonna do a damn thing about it 'cause one, Giles would kick my ass, and two, Xander would kick my ass, and three, awkward, and hell, I have no idea, I'm-- what do you mean, you don't share well?"
More pause. "Shut up."
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"All very good numerical... numbered reasons. Particularly three, I mean with the living-together thing and-- well I just mean that--" At this juncture she tries physically gagging herself, to no avail. "--you don't exactly seem like the monogamous type, and everytime I try for casual it ends in yelling and somebody leaving the continent, which actually isn't an option here, so... so that's what I mean when I say I don't share well."
This is possibly the worst thing ever, dear god.
"Oh believe me, I'm trying. What the hell is going on?"
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"Yeah, see, that's my reasoning too, 'cause I've seen you in your pajamas way too much for me to even think of--" ABORT ABORT, DEAN. "--sleeping with you, and no, not exactly monogamous here, so much I probably should get myself checked Jesus Christ."
Stop, breathe, resist urge to slam head against wall.
"I have no idea but I hate it."
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"My yummy sushi pajamas are not the sexiest, it's true. I have others though, this really nice corset thing, that--" And at this point she attempts to choke the words back, with marginal success, but only to continue babbling on even worse subjects. "-ngk. Umm, isn't there a hospital here? I mean for the checking, if you're really worried about it." Sexual health advice. Yes seriously, they are having this conversation. Holy god.
"So do I. We should stop."
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"You have a corset?" WAIT never mind, Dean so doesn't want to know that, ick. Actually, that's a lie, he totally wants to know. But still. "There was, but I think it vanished, and what the hell, I'm so not going to go get checked, Buffy."
Deep breath.
"Yeah. Forget this conversation ever happened, yeah?"
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Buffy's just pretending this isn't really happening. It's all just a dream, right? A horrible, horrible dream.
"Sounds great to me. I'm repressing already. Thoroughly."