http://myveryownriot.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] myveryownriot.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2009-09-15 09:33 pm

1 - arrival [holo]

"'Carry this heavy-ass box, Jayne, go walk a gorram mile an' fetch us our supplies we ain't got sense enough to be rememberin' t' pack, Jayne, don't be shootin' or fightin' or havin' no damn fun first chance we got to put our feet on somethin' ain't movin', Jayne..."

Sun at his back and the dark of Serenity's cargo bay in front of him mean Jayne can't much see where it is he's walking. Which is fine and all, he's done it a million times before (a million's probably too many, but he's not gonna try and figure it out, he's not got leanings in a mathematical direction). Even so, he maybe should've been clued that something's not right by the change in how his boots sound on the metal floor, but it's the wall all of a sudden being where a wall has no business that does the job.

"Ta ma de! What ruttin' son of a whore put this-"

Well hell, even with his eyes sun-befuddled Jayne can tell that whatever this place is, it being Serenity can be crossed off the list straight off. He lets Vera drop from where he'd been carrying her propped over his shoulder into his hands, and slowly turns in a circle. "Mal? Zoe? Ha ha, let's all play a big joke on the dumb guy. I ain't laughin', so git your bu lang bu you asses out here!"

His words don't echo about the way they ought, and it's too quite. Too clean. The place looks Alliance, and though technically speaking he's not dead set against Alliance, in general he likes to avoid getting locked up in silent glowy places that weren't there last he checked. No answering cussing or laughter means he's alone here, though, and ain't that just the shiny ribbon to wrap up his shit day?

[voice]

[identity profile] adpartesdolent.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Of all the people Simon hoped never to see in Taxon, Jayne is not number one on the list. He is, however, near enough to the top that when Simon's tablet brings up the news of his arrival, he has to take a minute to facepalm and go 8| some more.]

It's not a joke, Jayne. [Barely audible, here:] Unfortunately.
Edited 2009-09-16 01:41 (UTC)

[voice]

[identity profile] adpartesdolent.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Facepalming at the tiny Jayne now glaring up at him from his tablet, Simon purposefully leaves his own on voice. The better to indulge in slightly immature grimacing.]

Patient and polite as ever, Jayne.

[voice]

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Jayne. You are about to get trolled so hard. This is what happens when you don't show up for a while and the little crazy girl makes little crazy friends.

Cue spooky noises, and River doing her best to put on deep and mysterious to her own voice when she speaks. Like Batman, only she's even worse at it.
]

JAYNE COBB!

[holo]

[identity profile] skyfrome.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well now, this is an interesting development. After months trapped on this rock, finally Mal has got pretty much all of his crew, and Jayne is like the... large, hairy and infinitely tactless cherry on the metaphorical cake. This is truly a happy occasion-- and one which calls for some righteous pranking... obviously.

"Jayne, you're awake! Welcome back. Doctors say the operation to take care of your little problem was a complete success."

[voice]

[identity profile] adpartesdolent.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[...Simon sees that face, Jayne.]

If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that.

[What, Jayne Cobb bring out Simon's immature, waspish side? Never.]

[voice]

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Dawn adds her voice to the troll chorus, trying to stifle her giggles.]

The daaaaaaaaaaaay of judgment is nigh...

[voice]

[identity profile] adpartesdolent.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Eye rolling and deadpan goes here forever, okay.]

I've inherited River's talents.

[voice]

[identity profile] biverbam.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[The plan is working perfectly. River is smiling and there's a small laugh that escapes between the spooky noises, but hopefully it won't give her away yet.]

Don't lie. It won't help you.

[voice]

[identity profile] fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Jayne? Your name is Jayne. Really?

[Okay so maybe Dean has been having fun listening to everyone else troll the hell out of Jayne, and wants a turn.]

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[identity profile] suckmychest.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Eric is rolling his eyes. Obviously the grade of humans being brought in is lowering rather quickly.

"Pulling a gun on an empty room. Bright boy." Seriously, the amount of sarcasm in there should be illegal.

[identity profile] fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not stupid, Strawberry Shortcake. [Dean is SO amused.]

[holo]

[identity profile] skyfrome.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Mal smoothly ignores the (admittedly) hilarious stating of the obvious, and skips right to the part that'll make Jayne's voice even more squeaky, fighting to keep a straight face.

"Yup, the advanced swamp fever. I'm told you might experience some swelling, followed by... how did he describe it? Oh yeah, 'shrinkage', but it ain't serious. You're lucky to still be breathin'."

[voice]

[identity profile] adpartesdolent.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Just... more facepalming. And maybe a tiny bit of amusement.]

Also, I've grown a prehensile tail. It allows for easier surgeries.

[Okay, he might be taking out certain frustrations by trolling Jayne.]

[voice]

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Equally trying to stifle giggles, here. Jayne, there are now TWO OF THEM.]

We see all and know all.

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