As drunk as he was, Kirk sat up and looked over at the crestfallen expression on his friend's face. What he said next was supposed to be more of a thought, but hey, restraint wasn't what it should be when your mind was foggy with alcohol. "Man, if you were a chick and I wasn't so sure you'd hit me in the head with that bottle, I'd hug you."

Flopping back down after saying that, the captain let out a loud sigh. "I dunno what to do. What I should do."