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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Hello, Taxon.

For those of you I haven't had the chance to talk to yet, my name is Ianto Jones.

I have been asked to collect data on everyone, in order to try and work out why we specifically were brought here. I'd appreciate it if everyone (even those I already know the answer for) took the time to fill this form out.

I know that some of these questions might seem a little unusual, or that you may not be sure if you want to answer some of them. However, the purpose of this is to try and give us a better picture of why we're here. With any luck, that should bring us a step closer to getting back home.

I can assure you that everything you write on this form will be treated with strictest confidentiality, and I won't make any judgements based upon your answers regardless of what they are.

<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Time Period:</b> (Current and original, if applicable) <b>Location:</b> (Current and original, if applicable) <b>Species:</b> <b>Unusual Abilities:</b> (Levitating, for example. No double-jointedness, or anything along those lines. Unless you're Mr Fantastic, I don't particularly care how bendy your limbs are.)

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Name: Ianto Jones
Age: 25
Time Period: Early 21st century
Location: Cardiff, Wales, UK, Earth (Formerly Newport and London)
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: N/A

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[who-never-would.livejournal.com]

Name: The Doctor
Age: Old.
Time Period: ... n/a.
Location: Original, Gallifrey. Current: End of Time.
Species: Time Lord.
Unusual Abilities: Being awesome and Time-Lordish, and really clever. And spectacularly charming.

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

1- 'Old' doesn't count as an age.

2- Just so you know, most of your abilities don't count either.

[aesthetic_mojo]

You do know Dr. Reid has been speaking with people about this, yes?

And...Time Period? Abilities? Who do you think you have here?

[who-never-would.livejournal.com]

Not to interrupt, actually, but I asked Ianto to do this so we could have a physically catalogued inventory on those who've been kidnapped here.

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[islegendary.livejournal.com]

Name: Col. Jack O'Neill, U.S. Air Force. SN 69-4-141.
Age: 52
Time Period: 2003 on Earth when I last checked.
Location: Classified.
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: Classified.

[witbyndmeasure.livejournal.com]

That's a very clever idea.

You will be careful to make sure this information doesn't fall into the hands of our captors, won't you? I wouldn't be surprised if they could read minds, but we shouldn't really help them.

Name: Luna Lovegood
Age: 17
Time Period: 1998
Location: Ottery St Catchpole. I was in London when I found myself here. I suppose I’m going to have to find somewhere to live in Taxon as well, aren’t I?
Species: Human, of course. I don’t think they have any centaurs here, and there’s nowhere for the merpeople to live.
Unusual Abilities: I don’t think I’m double jointed. I can check, if you like? I don’t have any particularly unusual abilities either. I’m quite good at charms, and I can cast a fully-fledged Patronus?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Of course. I'm going to be careful not to let it fall into anyone else's hands. Our captors especially.

No need to check that. Although you could tell me what a Patronus is. Not sure I've heard of those before.

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[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Name: Dean.
Age: 30.
Time Period: After World War II.
Location: Earth.
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: I'm not that stupid.

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[thecheerleader.livejournal.com]

Name: Claire Bennet
Age: 17
Time Period: 21st century. (2009)
Location: United States (I live in California but that's not where I was when I was taken.)
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: Rapid cell regeneration.

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[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Name: Buffy Summers
Age: 20
Time Period: 2001
Location: I used to live in Sunnydale, California. That's in the USA.
Species: Very convincingly human.
Unusual Abilities: I'm the Slayer! I slay vampires. I'm super strong and fast, and I'm very good at punning.

[hearts-of-gold.livejournal.com]

I also advocate combining forces on this with Dr. Reid. He has some very interesting theories so far.

Name: Inara Serra
Age:
Time Period: The year was 2518 the last I knew.
Location: Currently I'm residing on my shuttle docked on Serenity, Captain Reynolds' Firefly-class ship. Previously I was on the world of New Melbourne at the Training House run by my friend Sheydra.
Species: Human?
Unusual Abilities: ...pardon?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

We're pretty happy to combine forces with anyone, really. The whole point in doing this is to try and find a way out as quickly as possible; joining forces wit others would definitely make that easier. I'll speak to him, and I think the Doctor's interested as well.

Abilities such as telepathy, flight, x-ray vision... anything that might be considered strange or abnormal.

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[valaunbound]

Name: Vala Mal Doran
Age: 25
Time Period: Earth year 2006
Location: Current: Colorado - Original: Forgot
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: Incredibly sexually attractive and fairly adept at disarming thieves.

[have a mish mash of half truths, blatant lies, ego and general bullshit, Ianto. She has reasons, several in fact.]

[forgot-myself.livejournal.com]

Name: Anna
Age: Not applicable
Time Period: Early 2009
Location: Original - Earth, United States.
Species: I'm an angel.
Unusual Abilities: I'm an angel.

[melakafray13.livejournal.com]

Name: Melaka Fray
Age: 20
Time Period: 2213
Location: Haddyn, Noram
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: Strong, fast, stealthy. Bein' a slayer helps in two out of three of those.

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[iwantafamily.livejournal.com]

Name: Mary Winchester
Age: 28
Time Period: 20th century.
Location: Lawrence, Kansas. United States
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: None.

[seven-of-9.livejournal.com]

Name Designation: Seven of Nine, Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One
Age: Stardate 25479
Time Period: Stardate 52787
Location: USS Voyager (NCC-74656), Delta Quadrant
Species: Human (formerly assimilated by Borg but severed as an adult, retaining portion of cybernetic implants)
Unusual Abilities: The combined knowledge via the Collective of 10026 species.

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[tattooedfacts.livejournal.com]

Name: Leonard Shelby
Age: Late thirties/early forties maybe.
Time Period: 2000-ish
Location: San Francisco, current unknown.
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: None

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[tattooedfacts.livejournal.com]

Name: Leonard Shelby
Age: 41
Time Period: 2000
Location: San Francisco, CA
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: N/A

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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Well since you already know some of this...

Name: A. J. Crowley
Age: Somewhat older than six thousand
Time Period: 1990
Location: London
Species: Demon
Unusual Abilities: The short answer? Miracles.

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[tattooedfacts.livejournal.com]

Name: Leonard Shelby
Age: 40's
Time Period: 2001
Location: San Francisco.
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: None.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

Name: Sam Winchester
Age: 26
Time Period: (Current and original, if applicable) 2008
Location: (Current and original, if applicable)current: Bobby's House in Taxon. Original: Liberty, Mississippi The Tired Traveler Motel
Species:...human
Unusual Abilities: (Levitating, for example. No double-jointedness, or anything along those lines. Unless you're Mr Fantastic, I don't particularly care how bendy your limbs are.) Nothing really. I'm a demon hunter but I use guns and flame throwers just like anyone else.

[yes-imagenius.livejournal.com]

Name: Spencer Reid
Age: 27
Time Period: (Current and original, if applicable) 2009
Location: (Current and original, if applicable)Quantico, Virgina previously. Currently, my apartment which I seem to have brought with me.
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: (Levitating, for example. No double-jointedness, or anything along those lines. Unless you're Mr Fantastic, I don't particularly care how bendy your limbs are.) I have an IQ of 187 and read 20,000 words a minute. I'm not sure that's precisely what you're looking for though...

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

It isn't, but it's useful to know anyway.

You wouldn't happen to be Spencer Reid as in Dr Spencer Reid, would you?

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[caelitus.livejournal.com]

Name: James Novak
Age: 34
Time Period: 2009
Location: All over the place.
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: Nothing out of the ordinary. [edited in later after some deliberation] Up until a couple days ago I was a vessel for an angel. Castiel.

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Were you still a vessel for him when you were brought here?

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[xthchance.livejournal.com]

Name: Dr. Daniel Jackson
Age: 42
Time Period: 2007
Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: None to speak of.

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[superprick.livejournal.com]

Boy, do I love a good census.

[No, really, he does. Any excuse to talk about himself.]

Name: Tony Stark
Age: 40
Time Period: 2008
Location: Originally Malibu, California. Currently in Wilde, Taxon.
Species: Human.
Unusual Abilities: A lady never tells.

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

So, should I consider you not to have abilities, you'd rather not share whether you do or not, or your ability is to turn into a woman?

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[tattooedfacts.livejournal.com]

Name: Leonard Shelby
Age: 39
Time Period: 1999
Location: San Francisco
Species: Human
Unusual Abilities: None.

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

You do realise you only needed to do this once?

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[songofspoilers.livejournal.com]

Tell the Doctor he should do his own form collation if he's discovered an affinity for paperwork.

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I would, but I don't think he'd bother to take it seriously if he did.