taxonomites | [Visual] Who let the dogs out? Oh god, did I really just use that as a title? I did. God help me.

After Cassie's Halloween night adventures, she'd just barely made it home in one piece. There was a trail of clothes leading from the front door up to Cassie's bedroom, where the slasher slayer had passed out on top of the covers. Just over fourteen hours later, the demon dog made his way home to check up on Cassie and found her like that. It confused Pooch on how falling asleep in lacy undergarments can be comfortable, but he doesn't wake Cassie to question her.

On the floor by her bed, Cassie's tablet sat where she'd dropped it, the screen black. Pooch was ever so curious about the tablets. They had nothing of the sort in Nef and Pooch had had very little chances to learn about them more with the No Longer Hated Cassie Hack's tablet attached to her wrist. But now that it was separated from the occasionally belligerent Cassie, Pooch had his chance. Lowering his head, Pooch did his best to grab the tablet and lift it onto one of the lighted stairs that made of the base of Cassie's bed. Pooch pawed at the tablet, turning on the visual function. He did not intend for that, but it was a happy coincidence.

He cleared his throat, giving his best smile. "Greetings, known and unknown citizens of the city of Taxon. I am the most loyal Pooch. The No Longer Hated Cassandra Hack appears to be in a deep sleep, so Pooch can control her tablet device. My tale is one of deceit, pain, and my mother, a lowbeast, exploding in messy fashion to give birth to Pooch. But Pooch wishes to know more of Taxon's citizens. So, tell humble Pooch of your life story." And then he grows quiet, looking at the screen in a 'okay, your turn' sort of way. Not unlike the Buffybot had.

((ooc: This will be a predominately Pooch post. Cassie will pop up every once in a while when she wakes up.))

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Funny how Glitch described Cain for Pooch does indeed know someone like that. "The No Longer Hated Cassie Hack is not unlike this mysterious Cain," Pooch nods.

"Oh, well, they'd probably get along then. If if he ever shows up here." A moment, please, as Glitch pines for Mr. Tightpants McNeedsaheart.

Finally Glitch caught on to something Pooch had said a few times. "The No Longer Hate- so I guess there was a time when you did hate Cassie Hack?"

"Yes. There was a time where she was called the Most Hated Cassandra Hack. She came to the Nefworld as a bride for the lords of Nef but she and the other bride managed to escape, while her oversized friend hacked at the Neflords' many tentacles. They escaped and the lords of Nef were furious. So they sent Loyal Pooch to assasinate the Most Hated Cassie Hack."

Pooch lowered his head, full of shame. "Humble Pooch failed."

"Oh," Glitch said. This was a typical stalling method for him, "oh" was a placeholder, something to get back to while he made heads or tails of whatever he was making heads or tails of. Get used to "oh," Pooch, as Glitch is not used to stories with so much hacking or so many tentacles.

"So, so you failed. But you have a friend now, so it worked out in your favor!" Oh, that optimism!

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