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030: [Location: Buffy's castle/ Accidental Visual] we're not in Hell anymore, Toto--
Every morning, Dean Winchester awakes to the smell of fire and brimstone and rotting flesh, the sounds of screaming and pleading, the sight of things so gruesome the human mind couldn't even begin to imagine them. He takes his morning walk, and then goes to his office, where he starts his work. It's not pleasant work, not by any means, but he does get enjoyment out of coaxing whimpers out of those who are sent to him. He always gets the most stubborn souls, you see.
This morning, he wakes up in an entirely different place. Even as a demon, Dean Winchester hates to wake up in a place he doesn't know.
He doesn't think, just rolls out of the bed he's in and heads for the door (where the hell is he, a castle?), immediately getting lost. This is around the point that the tablet turns on, showing Dean wandering the castle with a rather lost look on his face-- lost, but irritated.
In fact, at one point, when he opens a door and it leads to a room that has nobody in it, people watching the tablet may see a flash of black in Dean's eyes. It's gone a second later, though. Must have been a trick of the light?
[ooc: Dean's glitch! Go go go~]
This morning, he wakes up in an entirely different place. Even as a demon, Dean Winchester hates to wake up in a place he doesn't know.
He doesn't think, just rolls out of the bed he's in and heads for the door (where the hell is he, a castle?), immediately getting lost. This is around the point that the tablet turns on, showing Dean wandering the castle with a rather lost look on his face-- lost, but irritated.
In fact, at one point, when he opens a door and it leads to a room that has nobody in it, people watching the tablet may see a flash of black in Dean's eyes. It's gone a second later, though. Must have been a trick of the light?
[ooc: Dean's glitch! Go go go~]
[location: the castle]
"Oh, hey Dean," she half-smiles apologetically, and a little sleepily. Noticing the slightly odd lost/irritated expression, she adds, quickly. "Are you okay?"
[location: the castle]
"Uh, yeah. Just, uh. Lost." Dean flashes her a grin. "Big castle."
[location: the castle]
"I keep forgetting you've never lived here before-- where were you headed? I can give you incoherent directions."
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"The kitchen," Dean replies, and there's definitely something off about this whole conversation. He's noticing it, too, so he's trying to adjust as quickly as possible. Interact with the human, it's not that hard. "You heading there too?"
Jeeze. Awkward.
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"Yeah, I was planning on making something resembling coffee, except with enough syrup to take down a... wild boar. You want some? Coffee, that is. Syrup is optional."
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A malicious grin spreads across his face when Buffy walks off, and Dean follows, shoving his hands in his pockets. Banter. Right, that's what he and Buffy used to do. He still does it, just... not pleasantly.
"I'm thinking bacon, actually, but yeah, coffee's good," Dean lets a beat go by, then: "I'll never get the syrup-creamer-whatever thing. Sam puts a bunch of crap in his. Must be a chick thing."
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"Bacon's also good. I think we have bacon." She chuckles a little at his observations on coffee-- credit to the demon, he's not doing a terrible job. "What's to get? It tastes better when you put a ton of sugar in it, which is the case with most things-- and Sam never seemed that girly to me. He's all tall and... manly."
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"Damn straight we got bacon," Dean replies. If he was right, and he was living there, obviously there was bacon. Jeeze. Even as a demon, he's a huge fan of bacon. Not that... they get bacon often in Hell, but. "You didn't grow up with the kid. Sammy's a regular emo kid."
Oh, Sam is plenty manly. But he does have girly drinks.
[ location: summers castle]
"Morning, Dean." She yawns widely, rummaging through the freezer for ice cream while still leaning sleepily against the wall. "If I promise to stop telling you crack is whack, will you make me eggs?"
[ location: summers castle]
"Yeah, maybe." Dean replies, and as he passes her, he ruffles her hair. Like he always used to do. He's not sure what else to say, though, it's been so long. Come on, Dean, it's just like being human again. "... Pretty sure ice cream doesn't go with eggs, though."
... Did it? He can't remember.
[ location: summers castle]
There's a joke to be made here about gluttony being Dawn's sin.
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"Uh huh, because that's healthy." Dean rolls his eyes, heading to the fridge. Come on, she just needs to turn, do something to be off guard so Dean can start his job...
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aldkjfh I FEEL BAD NOW
Dean stops on his way to the fridge, and turns; she's not paying attention, she's sleepy, she's not going to be able to fight back. He grins, and lifts a hand, demonic powers flickering to life and shoving Dawn against the wall.
"Eh. Maybe later," Dean says mildly, holding her there as he heads to the drawers in search of tools. "Not really feeling the egg-making vibe right now."
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
"...Dean?" No terror, not yet. Wariness, but this is Dean. He wouldn't hurt her, right?
SOB
He pauses in his search, and glances over his shoulder, grinning. His eyes are a deep black.
stranger danger :(
"Where's Dean?" She's shaking, slightly, but still manages to lift her chin and glare. "Because if he finds out you used his body to be a jerk to me, you're going down."
lkjhsd wrryyyy
"I am Dean," He continues, advancing on Dawn with the knife in his hand, examining the edge with a very interested expression. "But like I said. Only half right. Hell ain't an easy place to live in, sweetheart."
WOW LJ THANKS FOR THIS NOTIF /EVER/
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"Uh... thanks," Dean replies slowly, peering at the tablet. She looks familiar... she was in Taxon, and he remembers now-- "--Max."
Play it smooth, natural.
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"Hey, Max, you busy at all right now?"
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"Uh, yeah. Okay," she agrees. "Where?"
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"Whatever's good. I usually just grab stuff from the hatches and go. There any bakeries or something 'round here?"
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[Location: Buffy's Castle]
She stepped out into the hall, running a hand over the brickwork and feeling the pulse of the stones. Something was here. Or a someone. Not right, though. Wrong enough to fight with.
The Slayer ought to be more careful with her invitations.
[Location: Buffy's Castle]
When he turns the corner, he sees a girl down the hallway. He's never seen her before, but something's telling him she's no regular human girl. Either way, there's no way she could tell what he was, he figures. Play it safe.
Dean walks down the hallway, all casual and collected. "Hey. Y'alright?"
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Curiosity killed the cat, perhaps, but Drusilla wasn't a cat. And she'd died a long time ago.
"I was just going for a walk. It's an interesting morning. I should try and read the clouds."
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"Yeah? Y'think the clouds got anything to say?" Dean asks, raising an eyebrow. He's good at acting.
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She'd been careless enough to invite Drusilla inside, but Buffy at least kept track of all the ins and outs. It was probably easier to do that now that there were far fewer Slayers.
[ location: buffy's castle ] i should've tagged this days ago, curse you irl.
A half-awake captain made his way down one of the many long halls of the castle, bound for a wing that had a hatch, in need of something to eat on this fine morning and not in the mood to put fourth the effort to make something. While things between himself and Buffy have been mended, Kirk's not yet warmed up to the season and the fact that his twenty-sixth birthday is less than a week away isn't brightening his spirit any. If anything, it's darkening it. But, the issues he has have nothing to do with the people here and he's done well so far-- snapping at Buffy after a mistletoe glitch run-in with an already glitching Uhura aside-- with keeping that anger and frustration separate.
Spotting Dean, he pauses. Kirk doesn't really know the guy all that well, but he can't help but speak up. The guy seems...lost? Odd, considering Dean's lived in this castle a lot longer than he has.
"Get turned around?"
[ location: buffy's castle ] lol don't worry, i'm a fail at replying >>
Dean glances at Kirk, and flashes him a grin. "Yeah, looks like. Freakin' castle's huge. You'd think I'd know my way around by now."
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"Morning," she smiles, giving him a cheerful greeting to match her good mood. She hasn't been in touch with anyone who might make her artificially happy, but the holiday season has done a lot to lift her spirits. "You look like you're lost. Take a wrong turn somewhere?"
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Oh, man. His mother. Decades and decades of Hell, and he comes to this random point in his history, only to find his mother. Karma is a bitch.
But, he gets a hold of himself (no time for memories, she's going to pay for making him feel like that) pasting on a sheepish grin and shrugs. "Yeah, guess so. Big castle, y'know?"
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"Nah, I'm good. I'm probably just gonna go back to my room," Dean replies, scratching the back of his neck. He hesitates for what he thinks is the right amount of time, then awkwardly continues: "We can talk now, I guess."
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"How is life at the castle? Everything alright?" Mary asks, curious as to how things are going over there.
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"Yeah, it's good," Dean replies, letting some of that irritation creep into his voice. Have to set up an opportunity, after all. Pause, and then, almost casually: "Better family than what I had before."
Oh. Ouch.
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"As long as you're happy," she says quietly, ready for this conversation to be over. "I'll let you get back to them."
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"Guess I will," Dean says casually, like he doesn't realize he's just hurt her. He does realize it, and he's amused by it. If Mary's paying attention, she'll be able to see the gleam of black in Dean's eyes as he prepares to throw the tablet aside.