The moment she saw Dean's broadcast, River knew nothing good could come from this. Especially not if he's going after the flying type of vampires that can tie her at a game of Risk.

So, like she does, she ventured over to Dean's current location from her spot in Dawn's room, package of color pencils in hand.

"Don't be stupid."

Toss go the pencils, aimed for the middle of his chest, and off she goes again. He can hatch his own gorram coloring book.