033: [visual] contrary to the common belief, he's not dead

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, a visual that's not accidental for once. Dean doesn't do very many of these, but honestly, he's bored out of his freaking mind, he's tired of lurking around Buffy's castle feeling sorry for himself (or at least, he's ready to pretend like he is), and he needs some fresh air. So, Dean's rolling out of bed, turning on his tablet as he does.

"Yeah, alright, look," Dean starts, reaching up and mussing up his hair. "All you oldies out there, the ones that haven't been coming in like herds of sheep. Gimme a call. I wanna know who's still here."

There's a pause as Dean yawns widely, and rather rudely, into the tablet. Then he continues.

"For the rest of you, lemme give you some advice. Don't piss off the vampires. And if you're a vampire, just try me. I got a crossbow for Christmas and I haven't got the chance to use it yet."

Good job, Dean, way to greet the locals with your charm and grace.

Comments

[voice]

[notcursed.livejournal.com]

[Ahhhh, the sound of a non-obviously-depressed Dean.]

Nice tonsils.

[visual]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Have a totally mature Dean opening his mouth further and showing Toby the full view.

"Thanks, man. Gotta take pride in something."

[visual]

[faderbroderson]

"What is your obsession with picking fights with vampires?" Really Dean, what have the vamps here ever done to you? Other than break your ribs. That was totally warranted and he will not apologize for it.

[visual]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I don't wanna talk to you."

Apparently it is Dean-is-a-five-year-old Day.

[visual]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Shane is confused.

"So nobody can piss us off but... you?" Riiight. "That's probably asking for trouble."

[visual]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, more vampires.

"Didn't say I was aiming for pissing you bloodsuckers off, but hell, if you wanna go for the gold, try it." No, see, it makes sense in Dean's head. If he pisses the vampires off, they'll be more likely to go for him, and he'll get a fight. And also protect the other people from being chewed on.

Truce? What truce?

[visual]

[lanterncast.livejournal.com]

"...are you annoying vampires, what the fuck?" Judith is smiling as she says this, and delivers it with more admiration than anything else.

[visual]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Awesome way to cure boredom," Dean grins back. "Not the best way, but I bet you can figure out what that is."

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[dieneidio]

Enfys discards all of that except the part that interests her. (Well, all right, she also notes 'oh, hunter'.)

"What's your range with the crossbow, champ?"

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[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay, someone who isn't scolding him for picking fights with vampires.

"Not bad. I'm better with a machete."

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

Angel's just going to stare. Hello kid he doesn't know making threats at his kind. Not that he blames you, but vampires like himself, Levi, and Shane (okay, and Spike, too) are pretty harmless, generally speaking.

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[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, Dean's going to stare back. Staring contest, go?

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[freezecharm.livejournal.com]

"...Vampires."

See, this girl here is new and not yet oriented with Taxon's fangy specialty. No better time than to tell her the truth now, Mr. Crossbow-Happy.

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[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Vampires. Bloodsuckers. Y'know, like Dracula, but without the capes and stupid accents."

Yep, way to let her into the Taxon life gently, Dean-o.

[voice]

[demonmagnetism.livejournal.com]

You got a crossbow for Christmas? [Xander is impressed.]

[voice]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Bendy got it for me. It got an award for being the most kickass thing I got for Christmas.

[visual]

[aintnoconvict]

"Still here since when? And are you planning to come to my party?"

Glitch is terrible at faking friendliness (he's also a miserable liar) but he's giving it his best shot. Also wherever he is he's surrounded by a metric shitload of brass knicknacks.

[visual]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Since longer than a week or two," Dean replies, and raises an eyebrow. This guy is surrounded by brass things and has a zipper on his head. What. "Depends on what kind of party."

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

"Hello! I'm both rather good at being old and anything to do with herds of sheep."

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

"Uh, great." Dean is not sure how to respond to that. "You new here? Haven't seen your face before."

[meanwhileback.livejournal.com]

"Why thank you for douchesplaining that to me. Because I wouldn't have known that pissing off a vampire was a bad idea without your patronizing ass getting all over my goddamn tablet and enlightening me or anything. Fuck you, if I want advice I'll ask for it. Jackass."

Penelope has a way with words, this is true.

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay, someone Dean can take out his anger on.

"Hey, Wicked Bitch of the West, what crawled up your ass and died?" Irritable tone is irritable. "You don't gotta answer to the shit you don't wanna hear. Hope that high horse of yours bucks you off into the mud."

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[stacked]

Idea of the year, pretty.

[voice because that is how dean rolls]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

Glad someone agrees with me.

Haven't heard your voice for a while, Lehane.

[voice]

[iwantafamily.livejournal.com]

Someone gave you a crossbow for Christmas?

[voice]

[fudgingkillyou.livejournal.com]

-- Uh, yeah.