IV. [visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hercules is planning to merely speak about how he is adjusting well to his new environment. He smiles to his tablet, opens his mouth, and proceeds to sing.

"Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way"

There is a brief interlude while Herc whistles the tune.

"I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah..."

Herc blinks at the tablet. And then proceeds to just laugh and give a thumbs-up.