IV. [visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hercules is planning to merely speak about how he is adjusting well to his new environment. He smiles to his tablet, opens his mouth, and proceeds to sing.

"Whenever life gets you down...
Keeps you wearing a frown...
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope...
Down at the end of your rope...
And nobody is there to thrown you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
˜Cause I got the cure for all of my blues...

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelings like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way"

There is a brief interlude while Herc whistles the tune.

"I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a melting away

Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelings like a sunshiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
And everything is going my way
Oh Yeah..."

Herc blinks at the tablet. And then proceeds to just laugh and give a thumbs-up.

Comments

[Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

...Oi that's--oi

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

I do not mean to brag.

But I assure you, it is not just a boast.

Re: [Voice]

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it, yeah?

[visual] and keywords

[aintnoconvict]

...

Yes, there really is a "..." at the start of this transmission.

"See, I usually just go along with optimism alone but...wow."

[visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

"And you have not even seen it!" Herc says, laughing.

[visual]

[aintnoconvict]

Oh dear demigod.

"And and I wasn't planning to either!" Glitch protested. He had a girlfriend for Glinda's sake. "I'm just...wow. You don't hear declarations like that every day."

[voice]

[levilup.livejournal.com]

[visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hercules greets the laughter with another thumbs up.

"I am glad to amuse."

[Visual] There's not response, just this look

[fireburned.livejournal.com]

[Visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hercules smirks back.

[Visual]

[fireburned.livejournal.com]

"You gonna back that up with some action, or are you all talk?"

Note: Hercules is also Harvestman's type.

Perhaps unfortunately.

[Voice]

[returntous.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that, boyo.

[Voice]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Texas has nothing on Olympus.

[Voice]

[returntous.livejournal.com]

Seen bigger.

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

Oh ew. Ew. Jeez, TMI much?

[ voice ]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

I apologize if I hath offended your delicate sensibilities. The song was not quite under my control.

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

I know. It's just... couldn't the aliens give you something else to sing about?

[Voice]

[fireburned.livejournal.com]

He's your type, Cordelia, darling, what's the problem?

[Voice] sup threadjack?

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

What do you mean he's my type? Where did you get that idea?

[ voice ]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[LOLing. Just the sound of hearty hearty LOLing.]

[ voice ]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

I'm glad thou approve.

[ voice ]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Oh, I... doth. [aaaaand more laughing.]

[Visual]

[tothelightshown.livejournal.com]

Realistically, a person can respond to this sort of post in one of two ways. They can either switch of the feed in embarrassment or burst out laughing.

DG decided to go for the latter option.

"I think I preferred the other song," she said, grinning.

[Visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

"This one did seem quite less... deep," Hercules says, after a moment of contemplation. "But to the point."

[Visual]

[tothelightshown.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, the message is definitely clear," DG conceded, as amused as ever. "What made you sing this one?"

From what she'd seen, the hamsters selected songs that conveyed emotions that the singers ordinarily wouldn't share. Then again, from what she'd seen of Hercules, he was far from modest.

Maybe she shouldn't have asked.