022: [ voice ] The Hills Are Alive

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

[ there's a sound of pages rustling, as though someone is flipping through something. maybe a book, maybe a magazine. Then comes soft humming, before Taxon is treated to: ]

Girls in white dresses with no stupid sashes
Men with their briefs hanging low on their package
Rappers and singers glowing bright with their blings
These are a few of my favorite things

Parties and soirees and Oscar night fever
Scandals and horrors and fashion disasters
Collections for winter and summer and spring
These are a few of my favorite things!

When there're glitches, those damn bitches,
When I'm bored as hell
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I do feel sooooooo swelllllllllllllllllllll.

[ silence. then the sound of someone chuckling. ] Good thing my tablet's turned off--

--oh, crap.

[ ooc | song is a modified version of The Sound of Music's My Favorite Things. I DO NOT APOLOGIZE. ...although I should because tags will be slow until Saturday :( I just can't resist! ]

Comments

[voice]

[levilup.livejournal.com]

Men with their briefs hanging low on their package, indeed.

[voice]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

[ ...she knew levi would understand. ]

Highlight of every magazine ever, right?

[levilup.livejournal.com]

It's the only reason I pick them up.

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

I know, right? [ she laughs as well. ] The magazine's such a waste if there isn't at least one semi-naked guy in, like, every page.

[voice]

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

[this is the sound of much laughter, with some added clapping.]

That was awesome.

[voice]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

[ she laughs quietly because, crap, how embarrassing is this? ]

What can I say. I open my mouth... this came out. Those creepy alien bitches.

[shaneonyou.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least it wasn't some deep, dark secret. [heeee]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

Like some people singing about apocalypses and being better and love and whatnot?

...yeah. I probably should be thankful mine's shallow. [ she shakes her head. ] Please tell me this happened to you, too.

[ voice ]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

...wow.

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

...Yeah.

Although I do hope, for your sake, that that's a good kind of wow.

[ voice ]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Well, I can still hear, so that's an improvement on Christmas, at least?

...points for rhyming 'glitches' with 'bitches' though. That's creative.

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. Like your singing was so much better than mine.

[ she laughs. ] What? Like I can't be all wordsmithy with the rhyming?

[ visual ]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

There's no vocal response, simply the image of Angel rubbing his temples. Cute, aliens. Still with the singing?

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

[ she's actually a bit offended, here. ]

Hey! Like you were Barry Manilow-ing it up when you were the one singing?

[ voice ]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[ cordelia, they don't talk about his manilow obsession. ]

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

Please. Between you and Spike? There wasn't even any contest.

[Voice]

[fireburned.livejournal.com]

[the sound of applause]

Descriptive!

[Voice]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

[ the sound of someone facepalming. ]

Of course you had to be listening.

[Voice]

[fireburned.livejournal.com]

Maybe I miss the sound of your lovely voice.

[Voice]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

And maybe you're just a bit high.

[Voice]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

[ because this had to happen sooner or later. ]

Lovely voice.

[visual]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

Hercules is applauding wildly.

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

...you liked the part about 'packages', don't you.

[ voice ]

[lionofolympus.livejournal.com]

I didst enjoy it all, actually.

[ voice ]

[glowingseer.livejournal.com]

...even my voice?

[ why yes, she's open to compliments, since others have already pointed out how not-nice her voice is. ]