Most of the vampires in Taxon aren't like the ones from my reality. Instead of soulless monsters they're... kind of cute and fuzzy. Mostly. I have a truce with them - they don't eat people, and in return I don't get all inappropriately violent. I still have to keep an eye on them, but it's less... slay-intensive here, yeah. [ Which is both a blessing and a curse, admittedly. ]

And I figure with a castle that big, it's the least I can do to offer people a place to stay. [ And a pause. ] What about you, how're you finding Starfleet duties in the city?