004 [Visual | Location: Castle Summers]

[bigbad]

Spike sits at a table, looking straight into the tablet. His arms are crossed, and he looks annoyed.

"All right, I'm looking for a girl," he says. "She was one of the people the Master took, long brown hair, very pretty, probably knows Drusilla. You all right, love?" He doesn't know her name, and he still feels bad about not pulling her out. But he had to take down Drusilla first.

He pauses for a moment, licking his lips, then leans forward. "Not actually her I need, though, I put my coat over her during the fight. It's a long, black leather duster, and I'm bloody attached to it. So whoever's got it, give it back."

He clicks off the transmission and sits back to wait for answers.

Comments

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but neither was David Bowie, at first. Figure I'll just release a few pop albums, everyone'll be on my side in no time.

[a beat]

That was funny, right? Getting my old humor back?

[voice]

[bigbad]

[Another pause.]

...keep working at it.

Anyway, I just wanted to say, whatever you've done, I'm sure I've done worse, and you did pretty good against the Master and everyone. I'm not sure if I like you or not, but I'm willing to wait and see to find out, I guess.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks for that! Still, don't need a fan club, just need to make sure everyone gets out of this place safe and well. Which we will, I've got a new plan and it's bound to work out.

[voice]

[bigbad]

...I'm not in anyone's bloody fan club, and if this plan involves blowing people up, count me out.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

For the best. I hear they have monthly dues.

[have the background sound of an explosion] Oh, no, that wasn't supposed to happen! Hold on! One mo'!

[voice]

[bigbad]

...If this plan involves anyone getting hurt, I'll kill you myself.

[voice]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[and the sound of a fire extinguisher]

Promises, promises. Though, if you keep talking like that, my fan club might just waive your dues.

[voice]

[bigbad]

Said I'd give you a chance, not that I'll be stupid. What the hell are you doing over there anyway?