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[Leonard McCoy-- Entry] [Holo]
And here, the small image of man, irate and slightly bemused, with the only indication of the latter being the slightly raised brow on his grim expression. In a ready-set-tirade mode already, (hell, where is he?) he begins to look around, taking in the surroundings-- and then begins to talk. Mostly to himself, but listen in if you're out there.
"Oh, well gee, this is just great, Jim. I sign up to ride on your Starship-- which, by the way I’m not saying you stole, but Lady Luck must have been one of your old flames back in the Academy— men just don’t get handed flagships-- and look at what happens. Five minutes on board, and I’m already regretting not staying parked on earth in a nice, cozy, immobile private practice. Space Crazy new engineer of yours must have beamed my particles halfway to lost."
Another look around, slightly more timed, a bit more wary, or perhaps just taking in the finer details now that the haze of confusion is clearing. Not becoming any sharper, just less overpowering.
It doesn't stop his mouth from running off, mind of its own, though.
"I signed up to be a medical officer in Starfleet, not a god damn test monkey for sub-space trans-matter practical jokes. I’m a doctor Jim, not one of Mr. Scott’s grapefruits!"
And as if on cue, finally, he steps off the transporter pad-- reminded that he'd not liked to be beamed anywhere else today, thanks.
"Ah, who the heck am I talking to, anyway."
A glance down at the tablet, looking distinctly unimpressed.
"Buckle up, my ass."
"Oh, well gee, this is just great, Jim. I sign up to ride on your Starship-- which, by the way I’m not saying you stole, but Lady Luck must have been one of your old flames back in the Academy— men just don’t get handed flagships-- and look at what happens. Five minutes on board, and I’m already regretting not staying parked on earth in a nice, cozy, immobile private practice. Space Crazy new engineer of yours must have beamed my particles halfway to lost."
Another look around, slightly more timed, a bit more wary, or perhaps just taking in the finer details now that the haze of confusion is clearing. Not becoming any sharper, just less overpowering.
It doesn't stop his mouth from running off, mind of its own, though.
"I signed up to be a medical officer in Starfleet, not a god damn test monkey for sub-space trans-matter practical jokes. I’m a doctor Jim, not one of Mr. Scott’s grapefruits!"
And as if on cue, finally, he steps off the transporter pad-- reminded that he'd not liked to be beamed anywhere else today, thanks.
"Ah, who the heck am I talking to, anyway."
A glance down at the tablet, looking distinctly unimpressed.
"Buckle up, my ass."
[voice]
Well, one, you're talking to the entire population of Taxon. And two, Mr. Scott's grapefruits? I'm guessing I'm missing something, but man, that sounds weird.
Re: [voice]
Interested, however, is another story.]
Taxon? --That's not a star system OR a planet on the Federation's maps. But here I am, so hell...
Weird doesn't begin to describe those grapefruits, or what's going on right now. But why don't you start explaining the last bit to me, and maybe I'll tell ya' about the first, kid.
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Nope. I've never heard of it either. Haven't heard of the Federation, either, that some sort of government conspiracy?
[Pause.] Don't call me kid, and maybe I will.
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[Sounded like a kid, anyway. But, letting out a breath through his teeth, he stops short on the last word.
And rolls his eyes.
He'd like to say he didn't have TIME to play back-and-forth with an overblown ego, but... it looked like he had plenty of time, after all.]
Give me something better to call you by then, and it better be short and to the point. No fancy titles like 'that smart-alleck disembodied voice you keep speaking to'.
[ HOLO ]
Nonetheless, she can't help but... well, be helpful. And this man sounds like he could definitely rub some people the wrong way, whether he wants to or not. Luckily, Charlie has the patience of a saint - and the tablet know-how of everyone she's seen use theirs.
"Hey there," she says, gently but clearly. "You just arrived, huh?"
[ HOLO ]
A girl's voice is something a bit more soothing than someone who wanted to rub elbows and guffaw, so staring at the projected image a moment longer, he finally nodded.
"You got that right. Name's McCoy, Leonard McCoy. And you are?"
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"Charlie Andrews. Nice to meet you, Leonard," she says. "I'm not from here either - no one is, I don't think. People just arrive sometimes." She can't help it: she feels a little giddy greeting someone. Like she's going through a rite of passage. "Where you're at now is called the Sanctuary. Don't ask me why."
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But, more importantly than that, she seemed to know what in the world she was talking about, and spilling the beans on it. Granted, as honest as the words were-- and he wasn't doubting those-- they weren't quite registering in him.
"Now, you're gonna have to excuse me when I say that makes no god damn sense." A sigh, giving another bland look around, before providing a second nod. "But I'd believe it."
Nonetheless, the sarcasm was thick when he repeated, "Sanctuary, huh? That's one hell of a name for the middle of nowhere... What's the population here?"
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"I don't like it either," she asserts, pursing her lips lightly. "Too forceful - doesn't make anyone feel safe. And, uh, with you I guess that makes fifty-nine." She'd checked earlier, having become much more intuitive with her tablet, and naturally remembering it wasn't a problem.
"D'you need someone to show you around?"
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Case and point: right now.
Still, Charlie's is a soothing, if not consoling, presence, and making a grim line of his lips, he can at least accept the situation. He'll assess matters here on Taxon best he could, familiarize himself with the place, and get a transmission of to Enterprise, if it was possible.
He doubted they'd be returning to dock too quickly with their chief medical officer missing from a freak warping accident.
"That's for sure." Agreed, heading towards the exit now, every once in a while passing another glance around, but mainly staying focused on her. "Fifty-nine. Small enough to go unnoticed, figures. How many doctors do you have on this planet, Charlie?" He could go with Miss Andrews, but that seems to formal-- and you can't be damned to ignore someone when you were in a city of fifty-nine.
"Someone to show me around would be better than me walking into walls around this place."
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"I don't know," she says. "I haven't met any yet, besides you, but I'm sure there's at least one." If there are demon hunters, there must be doctors. Something to balance out all the strange.
She smiles as if they were speaking face to face. "I'm on my way - if you've got the map open, you can find my dot. Just say my name, that's what's worked for me so far."
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Damn, didn't anyone worry about their health anymore.
"Right, your dot." Back to the subject at hand. He nods. "All right, I'll be waiting for you." He preferred old fashion staying in one place to tracking her movements.
[ VISUAL; LOCATION: SANCTUARY ]
Her pace is quick and she wasn't that far from the Sanctuary to begin with, what with it being so central. She switches off the holo setting on her tablet when she arrives, her smile in direct contrast with his scowl. She extends her hand for a shake.
"Nice to meet you in person."
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Impersonal, at best.
"I'd like to say you too, but the fact that we're meeting at all, person or otherwise, means something went more than wrong." But, he relents this with something close enough to tolerance to not come off too hard about the whole business. "Charlie, right? Well, Charlie, you just got yourself a job as a Nurse trainee. Hope you're up to proving you're a quick learner." But he didn't doubt her-- on the contrary, help was better than none, even if it was amateur.
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"You were talking earlier about starships and... 'space craziness.' Uh, I know this is a weird question but... you're not from the future, are you?" She'll start the tour after this, really, and she's sure weirder questions have been asked. Perhaps not by her, but still.
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Raising a brow at her question; hell, he'd had enough of this future-past past stuff of late; he gave the answer he found most obvious. "Depends on where you're from. In my opinion, I'm from the present. And since you're here, so are you. Properly, I'm from Stardate-- ah, nevermind Stardate. If you're unfamiliar with Starfleet, then I'm better off saying, I'm from Earth. And the current year is 2258."