009 [ accidental visual | location: castle summers ]

[bigbad]

There's muffled swearing and clanging from behind a door within the halls of Castle Summers. It's not entirely clear what's going on, but after half a minute of this, there's one final, unpleasant clunk, followed by the sound of lots, and lots of water. Plus, more cursing.

The door opens and Spike comes out, shirtless and soaking wet. He's holding an even wetter shirt in his hand. He closes the door again and glances around nervously before leaning against the door and looking a little relieved.

"Sometimes I miss having a harem of gorgeous and scantily clad women eager to fill my every whim," he says absently before going to pick up his coat, still not noticing the little light on his tablet that says it's recording everything. "Sod it all, I'm calling a plumber."



[ooc: Backdated to the truth glitch!]

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[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

Their presence annoyed and bothered me. Why would you miss them?

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

What part of "scantily clad" and "eager to fill my every whim" didn't you get?

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

You miss being a master, then.

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

...Hell had more bad going for it than good. I don't really miss it. Just the attention the ladies gave me.

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

Do they not give you attention here?

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

Not in the adoring and worshiping way.

You must know the feeling.

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

More so than you would ever realize.

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

Is the human world really that bad? There've got to be good points.

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

[ she's silent for a while, as the glitch compels her to speak only of truths. ]

There are.

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

[All right, there are some fun things about people not being able to lie. This will definitely come back to bite him in the ass.]

Like?

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

Defeating you in battles.

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

Mmm, I like sparring with you too, love. But I'm sure I don't put up as much of a fight as those armies you used to command.

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

You would have been entertained, had you seen my army. Their viciousness knew no bounds.

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

That's less entertaining for me than it used to be. I still enjoy it more than I'd like to admit, but when you feel bad for the victims, well, takes some of the fun out of it.

[ voice ]

[revivedqueen.livejournal.com]

Morals. [ she spats the word. ]

[ voice ]

[bigbad]

Hey, I worked bloody hard to get mine.