exdemon: with: Xander ($ Sexual intercourse.)
Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins ([personal profile] exdemon) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2010-09-04 06:46 pm

I [Holo] Finding myself making every possible mistake

"—sexual intercourse, I've said it like a dozen… Xander?" Anya frowns. Xander's basement is far from a pleasant place, but it is somewhat less metallic and plus, there is Xander and juice boxes and she's pretty sure from the way he'd been staring at her that he was going to end up engaging in coitus with her, except now he's gone.

She crosses her arms and frowns. "This isn't funny! Where are you, Xander? Is this because you're friends with the Slayer? Because I don't think it's fair that I suffer just because you guys keep pissing off very powerful evil forces."

As it becomes clearer and clearer that Xander is not here, and the demon behind this is not making itself known, she shifts from foot to foot uncomfortably.

"Hello? Anyone?" She glances around, looking sulky. "I'm getting cold."
syncopath: (smile)

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[personal profile] syncopath 2010-09-05 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
He smiles, satisfied. "Of course not. Trust is to be earned, after all. So, Anya--" and the Master is in motion, the video feed from the tablet catching glimpses of the interior of a resplendently decorated house-- "What size are you?"
syncopath: (Trying my patience)

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[personal profile] syncopath 2010-09-05 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
The Master rolls his eyes, and then tilts the tablet back to himself, clearing his throat significantly.

"For the clothing I'm to bring you?" He could probably estimate based on his memory of her figure, but he'd rather not have her complain about something that didn't fit just right.
syncopath: (hard at work)

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[personal profile] syncopath 2010-09-05 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Guessing, then. The Master thinks a moment, then hatches up something simple enough-- slacks and a blouse, sensible shoes. She doesn't seem the fanciful type.

"On my way now," he promises her. "Sit tight. I'll be there shortly."

[ooc: Uh, considering what's happening in the Cordelia thread now, how did you want to play this?]
syncopath: (i am disappoint)

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[personal profile] syncopath 2010-09-05 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh." His mouth goes into a tight line. Someone must have gotten to her already, the odds of which seem incredibly unlikely. He can't really say it's a surprise, but he concentrates on looking disappointed.

"Suit yourself, then."

And now to ferret out who she knows, and how.

[ooc: Oh, mmkay]