exdemon: with: Xander ($ Sexual intercourse.)
Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins ([personal profile] exdemon) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2010-09-04 06:46 pm
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I [Holo] Finding myself making every possible mistake

"—sexual intercourse, I've said it like a dozen… Xander?" Anya frowns. Xander's basement is far from a pleasant place, but it is somewhat less metallic and plus, there is Xander and juice boxes and she's pretty sure from the way he'd been staring at her that he was going to end up engaging in coitus with her, except now he's gone.

She crosses her arms and frowns. "This isn't funny! Where are you, Xander? Is this because you're friends with the Slayer? Because I don't think it's fair that I suffer just because you guys keep pissing off very powerful evil forces."

As it becomes clearer and clearer that Xander is not here, and the demon behind this is not making itself known, she shifts from foot to foot uncomfortably.

"Hello? Anyone?" She glances around, looking sulky. "I'm getting cold."
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[identity profile] notabuymoron.livejournal.com 2010-09-05 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Casey isn't exactly a gentleman, so if he's staring, well sue him.

"I see that. Welcome to Taxon."
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[personal profile] exdemon 2010-09-05 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
She crosses her arms over her body and frowns a little. "I don't like it much so far."

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[identity profile] notabuymoron.livejournal.com 2010-09-05 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Can't say many of us are that thrilled at being abducted and all. So what's with the being naked?" Tact is not John's strong suit.
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[personal profile] exdemon 2010-09-05 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"I was trying to convince someone to engage in sexual intercourse with me." It's not Anya's either. "Who are you?"

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[identity profile] notabuymoron.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
"If he needs convincing after that, he's an idiot. The name's John Casey. And you?"
exdemon: with: Xander (X to have these interlocking bodies)

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[personal profile] exdemon 2010-09-06 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Most men are, but that doesn't stop them from getting erections when they see naked women, and after that it's just a matter of time before they succumb to their baser instincts," Anya says matter-of-factly. "Anya Jenkins."

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[identity profile] notabuymoron.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
"That's biology for you. Kinda gets in the way of the higher functions. Well, it was swell meeting ya, Anya. If you ever come to Caritas bar, I'll give you a free drink, on the house, for being a newbie."
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[personal profile] exdemon 2010-09-13 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Anya looks hopeful. "Even if I don't have an ID that says I'm over 21?"
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