I [Holo] Finding myself making every possible mistake

[exdemon]

"—sexual intercourse, I've said it like a dozen… Xander?" Anya frowns. Xander's basement is far from a pleasant place, but it is somewhat less metallic and plus, there is Xander and juice boxes and she's pretty sure from the way he'd been staring at her that he was going to end up engaging in coitus with her, except now he's gone.

She crosses her arms and frowns. "This isn't funny! Where are you, Xander? Is this because you're friends with the Slayer? Because I don't think it's fair that I suffer just because you guys keep pissing off very powerful evil forces."

As it becomes clearer and clearer that Xander is not here, and the demon behind this is not making itself known, she shifts from foot to foot uncomfortably.

"Hello? Anyone?" She glances around, looking sulky. "I'm getting cold."

Comments

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[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

[ xander. kirk knew exactly who xander was, but it was't his place to speak up on that. there were plenty of people from this girl's home (or so he assumed, given that she knew xander) to do that for him. no need to steal that thunder. ]

What a pleasant outlook to have.

[ dry tone is dry. ]

[ voice ]

[exdemon]

It's served me well for a good thousand or so years.

[ voice ]

[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

Another member of a long-lived species.

[ voice ]

[exdemon]

[Petulantly.] No, I'm human. I'll be dead in less than a hundred years.

[ voice ]

[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

...you've lost me.

[ voice ]

[exdemon]

Humans have very short lifespans, you know. And unless I find my power center, which seems less and less likely, especially now that I'm not only in a different dimension than the one I lost it in, but on an entirely different planet, it looks like I'll continue to remain one.