Oh, fantastic. Now he gets to deal with someone who's new to Taxon and from the looks of it, new to vampires in general. At least he's not screaming in terror. Spike's not great at comforting strangers. He scowls at the tablet.

"Yes, I'm a vampire. A real one. But I don't eat humans seeing as how I've got a soul and it's really not worth the mind-numbing guilt. Name's Spike. Did I miss anything? And who're you?"