http://not-so-natural.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] not-so-natural.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2010-10-29 03:42 pm

5% [visual | location: Kaylee's bunk aboard the Serenity]

A terrified looking Kaylee appears on your tablet screens, her hair a mess and her face like she's just seen a ghost. She's clutching a shirt to her naked chest.

"I-I-I think there's some kind of problem here. T-This is Spencer Reid, but I seem to have... woken up in this female body. I-I don't understand..."

He runs a hand through his - or Kaylee's, rather - hair, appearing as though he's about to have some sort of panic attack or worse.

"I just.. I'm trying to get out of here - I don't even know where 'here' is, actually - a-and I need to get dressed because um.. apparently this woman doesn't sleep in much. But, I found some clothes and I'm trying to put them on, but I can't... I can't..."

Now Spencer-as-Kaylee's face is bright red as he stares down at the floor, mortified to ask the question he's about to ask.

"H-How do you put on a bra?"

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd suggest, uh... not doing that in front of the tablet? I-I don't think Kaylee would want everyone to see her like that."

Among other things.

"I think I'm still in the Castle, but this definitely isn't my room..."

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I-I meant turn the tablet away."

Willow's eyes were screwed closed at this point. She likes women, definitely, but there's something wrong about watching one dress when she... didn't know she was being watched.

...This was so complicated.

Eventually, she peeks to see if the clasp is on. "Um, you're almost there. Just a little more-"

And then she squeezes Andrew's eyes shut again.

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow just waited patiently with her eyes screwed tightly shut and didn't open then until she was sure this Kaylee-man was dressed.

"You're welcome. Glad it, uh, worked okay."

She paused, trying to decide what the heck was going on.

"So, is this one of those glitches I've heard about?"

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh..." She frowns. "Are you as new as I am or have you just been lucky so far?"

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah, so about the same time as me, then." She looks around it, too.

"I don't know. I just know she lives on a ranch. That's the only place I've been."

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow watched and looked around, too. "I can't say I've ever seen anything like that. Maybe go outside? I-if you take your... uh, I guess her tablet, I'll keep watch for you."

You know, just in case something big and bad jumped out.

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe that?" Willow points at the ladder, but it's all really just her pointing at the tablet screen. Hopefully, he'll get the idea anyway. "It might get you up somewhere at least."

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[identity profile] couldbeawillow.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow tilted her head. As if moving herself would help her see out of the tablet better. Especially when it was in a pocket. "What's up there?"