http://not-so-natural.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] not-so-natural.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] taxonomites2010-10-29 03:42 pm

5% [visual | location: Kaylee's bunk aboard the Serenity]

A terrified looking Kaylee appears on your tablet screens, her hair a mess and her face like she's just seen a ghost. She's clutching a shirt to her naked chest.

"I-I-I think there's some kind of problem here. T-This is Spencer Reid, but I seem to have... woken up in this female body. I-I don't understand..."

He runs a hand through his - or Kaylee's, rather - hair, appearing as though he's about to have some sort of panic attack or worse.

"I just.. I'm trying to get out of here - I don't even know where 'here' is, actually - a-and I need to get dressed because um.. apparently this woman doesn't sleep in much. But, I found some clothes and I'm trying to put them on, but I can't... I can't..."

Now Spencer-as-Kaylee's face is bright red as he stares down at the floor, mortified to ask the question he's about to ask.

"H-How do you put on a bra?"

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[identity profile] wantstwolegs.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Kara looks away from her tablet, not really wanting to accidentally get an eyeful of some random person's body. «Just treat it like a tank-top. The straps are the sleeves and the cups go in the front. It's just... smaller and shaped differently.»

Okay, not her most helpful advice ever, but she needed to be saying something and bras could be pretty tricky. Poor Spencer.

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[identity profile] wantstwolegs.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Kara quickly applauds with a laugh. «Go Spence! I knew you could do it.»

She glances up and around where she is and something occurs to her. «You aren't where you went to sleep, are you?»