[visual] when you got short money you're stuck on the ground

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

[The feed flickers on to reveal Loki sitting on a randomly chosen curb, looking a little ratty but relaxed.]

Okay. I need cartoons, chewing gum, and a shower.

[He glances down at a suspiciously zombie-crud-like stain on his tee.]

Maybe not in that order.

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audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Definitely not in that order. Make that shower first.

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how many cartoons I've missed already.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Trust me. If there are any cartoons here, they'll still be here once you make friends with water and soap.

audio; lj where are you hiding my notifs?

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, 'if there are any here'?

[this is loki's panicked voice. cartoons are serious business.]

audio; it ate them. noms.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, it's not like we're on Earth and we get the pick of the best cable channels. I don't think Cartoon Network reaches all the way here.

audio; how rude.

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

[it takes a long time for loki to reply, because he's imagining a world without cartoon network.]

Okay but...how am I supposed to watch Ratdude, then?

audio; indubitably.

[thenormalsquint]

DVDs? And if you're a little behind my time, VHS?

[She doesn't even know what Ratdude is. Angela's not sure she wants to know either.]

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Man, DVD players are like five hundred bucks. Where am I supposed to get five hundred bucks?

[not to mention a television and a place to plug them in.]


[ooc: Ratdude is the Taxon equivalent of Batman apparently. >.>]

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Give you a quick hint, babe? Not gonna get any of that shit just sitting there.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Exactly where are you from that DVD players are five hundred bucks?

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

...Wisconsin.

[so helpful, loki.]

[ voice ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

But...you mean Santa Claus doesn't come and visit all the good little girls and boys on their dirty street corners?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

[Totally helpful.]

Okay, let's try this again. When are you from that DVD players are five hundred bucks?

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Oh, um...1999 on the Julian calendar. Why, when are you from?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

About ten years later than that. Also from a time where you can get a DVD player at Walmart for about twenty-five bucks.

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, maybe you can settle a bet for me! So which movie held up to the test of time better, E.T. or Krush Groove?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

E.T. Nobody talks about Krush Groove anymore.

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Man, that is just-

[insert sounds of frustration here]

Okay, I can still do damage control here. What would it take for you to do me a favor?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

One, your name. Two, depends on the favor.

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

L- Larry. My name's Larry.

Uh...well pretty much it would be telling a lie to a stranger.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Okay, Larry. Why would I tell a stranger a lie?

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Because I'm cuter than him and I asked nicely? And I have way better taste in movies.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Not a good enough reason, sweetheart.

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

'Cause if he finds out, he'll never let me live it down?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

But what do I get out of it?