[visual] when you got short money you're stuck on the ground

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

[The feed flickers on to reveal Loki sitting on a randomly chosen curb, looking a little ratty but relaxed.]

Okay. I need cartoons, chewing gum, and a shower.

[He glances down at a suspiciously zombie-crud-like stain on his tee.]

Maybe not in that order.

Comments

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Definitely not in that order. Make that shower first.

audio;

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how many cartoons I've missed already.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Trust me. If there are any cartoons here, they'll still be here once you make friends with water and soap.

audio; lj where are you hiding my notifs?

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, 'if there are any here'?

[this is loki's panicked voice. cartoons are serious business.]

audio; it ate them. noms.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, it's not like we're on Earth and we get the pick of the best cable channels. I don't think Cartoon Network reaches all the way here.

audio; how rude.

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

[it takes a long time for loki to reply, because he's imagining a world without cartoon network.]

Okay but...how am I supposed to watch Ratdude, then?

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Give you a quick hint, babe? Not gonna get any of that shit just sitting there.

[ voice ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

But...you mean Santa Claus doesn't come and visit all the good little girls and boys on their dirty street corners?

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Nah, you missed him by a couple months.

[ no seriously. she's not kidding. ]

[ voice ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

[loki, however, knows there's no santa claus (sorry, kids), so he brushes that off as sarcasm instead.]

Man, and I didn't even get a lump of coal.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Sucks to be you, the dude brought me a knife.

[ because faith rolls like that. santa brings her implements of stabbing. ]

[ voice ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Wonder if Santa would bring me a sword. I have a gun but it just isn't the same.

[cue nostalgic sigh.]

[ voice ]

[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

You can hatch two of those, but I'd recommend looking into the latter first. Maybe some new clothes too, man.

[ voice ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Uh...hatch? Pretty sure I lack the necessary equipment for that.

[ audio ]

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Also maybe a good call: clothes not covered in yuck.

[ audio ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Are you offering to buy me some clothes not covered in yuck? 'Cause they didn't exactly give me time to pack before abducting me.

[ audio ]

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Use the hatches. [ the 'duh' is implied, here. ] Or if you're more klepto-inclined, just steal new clothes.

[ audio ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, people keep saying that, but it doesn't really help when I don't know what a fucking hatch is.

[dear loki: learn to research your surroundings better.]

[ audio ]

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

How new are you? [ ffffffff right, helping not judging. ] They're how we get stuff, other than the shops. They're like... silver, scifi looking things. Every single building has at least one.

[ audio ]

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I guess I've been here a couple of weeks maybe? Been kind of busy killing zombies, I haven't really kept track.

Can I get a tv that way too?

[voice] - pretend I'm not ridiculously late tagging this

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Cartoons and chewing gum are on your list of high priorities?

[voice] there is no such thing as late, bb

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

You got something you'd rate higher?

[voice] ack! so sorry, I lost the email notif for this thread

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Quite a few things actually, but to each his own.

[voice] it's all good! :)

[gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Well, like what? I mean I'd add video games or rap music to the list, but I can do without those in a pinch.

[voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Sex and blood would be my top priorities.