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034 ━ [ voice ].

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

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[ hey. angel's voice is coming from the tablet...buffy perks up. listens. ]

[ w-wait a second. bored? that edge to his voice... ]

[ oh shit. ]

[ she takes a moment to (try and fail) to compose herself. ]

...How long has it been you? [ you. not him. you. disassociation is majorly go. ]

[ buffy, you are part of the reason angel has something of a split personality complex. ]

What, can't tell for yourself?

[ mock mock mock. ]

We only t-- [ texted. dammit. and things had been odd, then. and she practically just blurted publicly that they had been texting and now she's furious. ]

Call it a brief -- but from no on never gonna happen again -- lapse in common sense.

Or, I still hold the trophy for world's best actor. You remember that, don't you?

[ picking up sharp sticks and poking her with them is a go. ]

[ she remembers it all too well. ]

Whoops. Must've been repressing. [ syrupy dislike. sugary, almost. that kind of fake and sweet and casual tone that betrays when buffy is truly rattled. ] What's your angle?

[ and that tone is like music to his ears. ]

Right, 'cause that still-my-girl thing had nothing to do with the jealousy factor. Try again, Buff. Not buying it.

I have to have an angle? [ ...he always has an angle. ]

...You always have an angle.

Maybe you're my angle, lover.

If I am, then you're losing your touch. Not even one rose yet.

[ or the angle's new and she needs to find it out fast. ] Should I be feeling overlooked? [ bait. bait. bait. ]

Check your doorstep.

[ he left you a dead extra like a cat leaves it's owner a dead bird. ENJOY. ]

[ like some kind of foolish fool, she is sprinting to the castle door. it doesn't take much of a look to...oh, god.

the tablet only picks up a gasp. ]

[ this is angelus, laughing. YOU'RE WELCOME. ]

[ it takes her a few moments to get back inside and to lock this conversation. she doesn't need anyone else to hear what she's about to ask for. ]

Screw the creepo version of foreplay, Angelus. You and me -- throwing down. Let's do this the right way.

[ that is -- buffy wants to engage angelus on a one-to-one level as soon as possible and drag his attention away from innocents. god dammit. ]

See, this is why you weren't very good in bed. You want to skip right on over all the fun stuff and get to the release. Sorry, doesn't work that way.

Come on. You can't hide out forever.

Lacking in our tracking skills these days, are we, honey?

You can't blame a girl for wanting to cut down on the time wasted playing bloodhound.

Come on, Buffy. We both know you enjoy the hunt just as much as I do.

i enjoy the take-down that much more.

What, can't stand to hear my voice?

Something like that.

[ also? it's easier for her to be IN CONTROL when he doesn't get to hear her verbal reactions. ]

Cheater. Shame.

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