034 ━ [ voice ].

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

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[ voice ]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

That could be arranged.

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

Good luck finding me.

[ MAX DON'T CHALLENGE THE PSYCHOPATH WHAT ARE YOU DOING ]

[ voice ]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Why Kitty Cat, is that a challenge?

[ OH LOOK, POTENTIAL LUNCH 8D ]

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ BUT YOU SAID SHE'D TASTE GROSS ]

Didn't we play this game before? You lost, if I recall correctly.

[ because buffy offered herself in your place and peter came to your rescue. sit down. ]

[ voice ] i feel like an ass for this tag, weep.

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

[ TROLLING, MAX. IT WAS TROLLING. ]

And you're sans the telekinetic boy toy.

[ voice ] don't feel bad bb, ilit. <3

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ she's silent for at least a minute. that was low, angelus. ]

Doesn't mean I can't take care of myself.

[ voice ] <3

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

'Cause you did such a good job of that last year, Maxie.

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ he's absolutely right and she knows it. she put up a good fight, the way she always does, but in the end he was too strong. the truth is, she's terrified that he's back. but she's not about to let him know she is if she can help it. ]

Didn't know what I was dealing with then. Now I do.

[ voice ]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Do you? [ a dark, amused chuckle. ] Just keep telling yourself that.

[ voice ]

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ that chuckle sends a chill up her spine, and she has to take a minute to compose herself. ]

Just keep telling yourself that you still have the same effect on everyone who's seen this song and dance before.

[ voice ]

[werealegend.livejournal.com]

[ just creepy laughter 'cause that's how he rolls. 8| ]