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034 ━ [ voice ].

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

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Spare me the pity card, Faith. But, if you're offering rounds, I could use a bite or two. Seemed to enjoy it enough last time.

[ ...yes, he went there. 8| apparently no-one told angelus about the WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT rule. ]

Sorry, babe. Nothing on tap tonight, try again when you're actually worth opening a vein.

[ let's ignore that as much as faith wants to fuck angel, she also wants angelus; just in different ways. ]

Please, honey. We both know you want it as much as I do.

[ angelus stop. 8| ]

Actually, pretty sure I'm getting by fine without it. But hey, whatever you gotta tell yourself to get through the night.

Is that what you tell yourself? Last time, you had to cut yourself and shove the open vein in his face to get Angel to bite you. Willing to spare you the knife and go straight for the teeth this time, babe. Unless you like the extra pain, then by all means.

Edited 2011-03-13 01:20 (UTC)

Not like there's much difference in the levels when you do it right.

[ when in doubt, ignore the meat of his taunt and go right for how a knife hurts about the same as a bite. ]

I am going to just skip right over the oh god of whatever conversation you're having with him and jump straight to the part about this maybe being a two slayer job?

[ ...shit. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. shit. ]

It was a glitch.

[ then faith kicks herself because she doesn't owe buffy an explanation for shit, fffffffff. okay, moving on. ]

You sure? I got it, if it's gonna mess with your head. Could ask Godric for backup if I need it.

[ believe it or not, this is faith trying to be compassionate. ]

There's a plan -- it involves getting him off the streets as damn soon as possible...but until that plan gets past the initial planning stages we gotta make sure there's no badness. So...two slayers.

[ godric. that was...hmm. ] I don't know him well but it sounds like you trust him? [ this does not mean that she will trust him too, of course. buffy is simply probing. ]

Two slayers.

[ pause. paaaaaaaaaaause. ] Wait, you're serious here?

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