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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

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[werealegend.livejournal.com]

Cautious isn't my style. At least, not now. You retreat only when necessary. There's no point to a fight if you don't take a little risk. And when you know your opponent, you go for what does the trick in luring them out. You see, once upon a time in a land without hamsters flipping switches as easily as they please, the clause to this little curse of mine was a moment of perfect happiness. Guess how that wire was tripped. Let's just say that it gave a certain blonde slayer a whole new meaning to lost virginity.

[ dear damon: angel(us) should've been a tactician in life instead of aiming to be an artist. ...he's never telling you about being an artist. also scream why are you telling damon about buffy's trauma. ]

You're the one who's feeling so inclined to playing human. I'm not forcing you to do anything. Carry on with yours and stay out of mine.

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

Because I can trust you to keep your mouth shut without oversight, of course.