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034 ━ [ voice ].

Alright, enough of this Broodier Side of the Force crap. I'm bored.

[ to the trained, experienced ear, that's...not exactly angel speaking. he's grown tired of the faux soulboy routine. ]

It's a wonder none of you have keeled over from lack of excitement. Sure, there was the whole zombiepocalypse thing, but what did that really accomplish? Nothing but a few cases of trauma here and there. Don't get me wrong, I love a good few rounds of quality mind fuckery, but why lite the bonfire if you're just going to douse the flames and make the forest all shiny and new again?

Lay off good pellets for a while, fuzzy buddies. Might help you plan better next time.

( ooc | phase two of the angelus revival glitch: the reveal. planning post over yonder. )

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[ angelus was no fool, he suspected there was more to stefan salvatore than katherine was letting on, but he didn't pursue it. as long as stefan kept to himself, angelus didn't care. and while damon was proving to be annoying, he wasn't enough of a thorn in his side to prompt him to fuck with stefan to get to damon. he follows her subject change with ease, noting her tone. ]

Can you, now? I think I'd be interested in seeing what kind of results that produces, Katherine.

Mmhmm. It's all about knowing which buttons to push and strings to pull. [ she grins widely. ] Oh, yeah? And is that all you'd be interested in seeing?

[ ...katherine, you little hussy. ]

Depends on what you've got to show me.

[ ...angelus. ]

My goodness, Angelus, are you playing hard to get? It's not often I have to work this hard. I guarantee you what I've got to show you would be worth your while. Don't make me come after you. Unless... you'd prefer it if I did?

[ scream, vampire flirting. ]

I do love a good game of cat and mouse.

What a coincidence, so do I. Something tells me you're not used to playing the mouse role, though.

Not in recent centuries.

[ oh angelus, sit down. you're not even three hundred yet, because for some reason, joss doesn't count the hundred years you spent in a hell dimension. but, the seventeen years your son was in one totally counts. continuity, how do we shot it? weep. ]

In that case, an alternate perspective might be in order for a change.

[ she's smiling, though. katherine actually quite likes your cockiness, angelus. ]

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034 ━ [ voice ].

[ voice | locked ] sob poor kat when damon tombs him.

[ voice | locked ] god, she'll be so mad.

[ voice | locked ] damon: fucking things up for kat since 1864.

[ voice | locked ] and that is a solid fact.

[ voice | locked ] oh my god notifs, fail less.

[ voice | locked ] lj, stop dicking around.

[ voice | locked ] seriously, man.

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